ft chacha dan si jawir edan

hari ini gue capek banget, badan gue pegelinu uda kaya apaan deh, tulang2 gue serasa mau patah terpotong-potong jadi kaya apa tau huhuhu gue baru aja abis pulang menjelajahi pasar pedok wakakak ga deng boong, baru pulang dari sency abis beli sour sally terus kita photobox uda kaya anak alay bener deh(emang alay sih) buakakakak wanna see?

pas pulang di mobilnya chacha, terjadi percakapan antara gue, chacha, dan supirnya chacha yang edan itu si pak wonder eh maksudnya pak wandar-,-

cha : ras tau saru ga?
gue : paan tuh
cha : saru ituloooooh yang pas orang sunatan pake saru
gue : saruuuuuuu...ngg bego!
cha : WAKAKAKAK
pak wandar : nah, sarung kan yang itutuh ayam ayam itu sarung ayam
cha : ??
gue : sabunggg dih
cha & pak wandar : HAHAHAHAHA
pak wandar : sabung nih sabung nih sabung rokok, sabung kopi!
gue : hah?
pak wandar : WARUUUUUUNGGG!
gue : ih gajelas

to be continued...

4 month anniversary♥♥

yay! today is our fourth anniversary, hm i think it was 12 month already hahaha. seems like i've been walking on this relathionship that long, but the fact it was our fourth month. iyel just being so much much much much much good boyfriend, bestfriend, brother, and mr. buffalo! hahaha he always know how to treat me well, to be honest. from what i've got until now, he's just too sweet and kind for me. he did so many things to meeeeeeee, from the tiniest to the huge one, thanks honey. and i not know wheter i can give everything back that much and sweets to him or no. its just some fact that i'm kinda afraid or actually. well, in the real world i am my self know i'm not good enough for him, but well yeah, i'll try harder to being a lady that perfectly worth for him. i wish i did.


well, iyel thanks for always being there for me anytime i need you. thanks for havin faith on me that much. thanks for being kind and sweet to me. thanks for every little things you do for me. thanks for every little surprise you give me. and thanks for loving me that much. i hope everything be gettin' better since this day on, aminnnnn


a lots of hugs and kisses
me heart you, xoxo
bernadette indah larasati

nada vanianda ismail, i miss you so bad!

fwendziah, gue mau cerita tentang peri kecil gue yang lucu banget, sampe gue kangen hihihi jadi tuh ya kan hari minggu kemaren gue ikutan bokap nyokap gue ke pondok kelapa soalnya sepupu gue yang cantik, mbak tika dilamar sm mas esa cieeee aw aw kapan ya gue bisa kaya gitu?iyel dtg kerumah gue sm keluarganya terus ngmg2 sama bokapnyokap gue waaaaaaaaaa masih jauh Ras! huahaha terus gue dikenalin sama sodaranya mas esa, namanya nada! nada vanianda ismail, omg lucu bangeeeeeeeet i swear! hihihi si nada minta ditemenin naik ayunan hm terus yaudah gue temenin pertamanya naik perosotan, terus main jungkat-jungkit wkwkwkwkwkwkw dan terakhir baru main ayunan, terus dia minta di dorongin kan huaa yaudah meskipun panas banget tp demi si Nadakuuu yang paling kiyutz gue rela deh hehehe


nada : kakaaaak! aku mau main perosotan
gue : hm yaudah, bisa ga naiknya?
nada : bisa dongg, aku udah gede kok, udah mau sekolah
gue : yaudah naik gih, aku tunggu sini ya dek
nada : oke
gue : nada uda sekolah blm?
nada : blm, nanti tahun depan
gue : ohhh
nada : kak, aku dongg kalo dirumah minumnya susu dancow 123plus itu
gue : wah, iyaaa? pinterr dong. minumnya masih ngedot apa uda minum sendiri?
nada : minum sendiri dongggggggggg
gue : hebat dong huehehe
nada : iya hehehe kalo minum aku suka yang rasa madu sama vanilla
gue : iya?wah bagus dong hehehehe

dlm hati gue, siapa juga yang nanya?!! wakakak nadaaaaaaaaa kamu lucu banget sih, i hope my futurei child is like you baby HAHAHAHA nadaaaaaaaa, aku kangen kamu adik kecilkuuuu yang manisssss, i hope we meet againnnn hihihihi

dirinya

Kamu yang bikin aku ketawa
kamu juga yang bikin aku nangis

kamu orang yang bikin aku ga mood
kamu juga yang bikin aku mood

Kamu yang bikin aku lemes
kamu juga yang bikin aku semangat

Kamu orang yang bikin aku jengkel

Kamu orang yang sayang sama aku

Kamu orang yang peduli sama aku

Kamu orang yang baik sama aku

Kamu yang nemenin aku kalo aku lagi kesepian

Kamu yang nelpon aku berlama-lama

Kamu yang ngejagain aku

Kamu yang ngebantu aku berfikir dewasa

Kamu yang sering banget bikin aku cemburu

Kamu yang sering banget ngasih aku bunga mawar warna merah sampe ga keitung deh

kamu yang langsung panik minta maaf begitu aku ngambek atau marah sama kamu

kamu yang ketawa kalo aku lagi bingung

kamu yang belain aku mati-matian kalo aku lg ada masalah

kamu yang ngorbanin semuanya waktu, tenaga, pikiran cuma buat aku

Aku pengen bilang makasih atas semua yang kamu kasih ke aku, gak akan aku lupain, makasih sayang.. Love you 2619

4

FOUR NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
laras, adeth, gukguk, ras

FOUR MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
8 april, 8 maret, 26 januari, mmmm tanggal gua kawin ntar

FOUR THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
buka facebook, makan donat, bales sms iyel, dengerin nyokap gue ngoceh

FOUR WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
family, friends, iyel, 8.2

FOUR PEOPLE YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
beauty, randall, jessica, dan temen2 sd gue yang lainnyaa

FOUR GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE :
iPhone or anything deh yangptg hp baru, macbook, dressnya ZARA omg, crocs mary jane warna merah

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
bali, paris, Los Angeles, keliling eropa

FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
mineral water, coca cola, root beernya a&w, esteh manis

FOUR THINGS ALWAYS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
handphone, wallet, headset, sisir

FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
merah, ungu, ijo tosca, item

TOP FOUR HANGOUTS:
sency, pim, ps, pacific place

TOP FOUR YOU LOVE SO MUCH:
my parents, friends, my iyel, delapandua

TOP FOUR ASIAN ACTORS:
artis korea deh terus kalo yang indo siapa yaaaaa gatau ah

FOUR "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
cinta(ea ea ea), friendship, handphone, dompet

FOUR FAVOURITE "UNUSUAL" SONGS:
1234, poker face, you always be my baby, i will fly

FOUR EVENTS YOU WILL NEVER FORGET:
ulangtahun gue, every moment i spend with iyel, perpisahan 8.2(coming soon), sepedahan bareng 8.2 bikers comm

FOUR THINGS YOU OFTEN DID WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
gigitin kuku, jongkok kalo cape bediri, main petak umpet, mempercantik tembok rumah dengan tulisan tangan mahakarya dari gue wkwkwkwkwkw :p

TOP FOUR WHO YOU WANT TO ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
iyel, chacha, didi, fani

TOP FOUR REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
gaada kerjaan, pertanyaannya bagus, belom ngantuk, iseng

I DONT CARE HOW UGLY I AM AND HOW HANDSOME HE IS, BUT THERE'S ONE THING THAT WE HAVE TO REALIZED! I LOVE MY IYEL SO MUCH, I LOVE MY 2619

iseng

1. Last beverage → mineral water
2. Last phone call → kak iyun
3. Last text message→ iyel dongg
4. Last song you listened to → cry - rihanna
5. Last time you cried → kapan ya? lupa gue

HAVE YOU EVER
6. Dated someone twice → nope
7. Been cheated on? → yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? → no
9. Lost someone special? → iya, tapi dia uda balik lagi ke gue kok haha
10. Been depressed? → yes always, but not too much
11. Been drunk and threw up? → nope

LIST 4 FAVORITE COLORS
12. purple
13. red
14. black
15. white

HAVE YOU
16. Made new friends → yes
17. Fallen out of love → yes of course
18. Laughed until you cried → always, apalagi di sekolah
19. Met someone who changed you → hmm i'm not sure
20. Found out who your true friends were → yes
21. Found out someone was talking about you → i don't know, but maybe
22. Kissed anyone on your friend list → on cheek (smooch)
23. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life → so many
24. How many kids do you want to have → 3 kalo bisa sih anak kembar
25. Do you have any pets → dog and fish
26. Do you want to change your name→ nggak ah, soalnya arti namanya uda bagus hehe
27. What did you do for your last birthday → there was an accident with my boyf and my fwend at my home -_-'
28. What time did you wake up today → 8 a.m.
29. What were you doing at midnight last night? → nonton film korea
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for → huh? nothing, I guess
31. Last time you saw your father → barusan aja
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → apa ya?ya pokoknya better lah
33. What are you listening to right now → secondHand serenade - your call
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Axel → pacar gua tuhhh
35. What's getting on your nerves right now? → him, oh god help meeee!!
36. Most visited web page → facebook, plurk, my blog

37. What's your name → bernadette indah larasati
38. Nicknames → laras, gukguk, te, adeth, dan yang ngga penting lainnya
39. Relationship Status → In A Relathionship With Axel Azarya Pratama♥♥
40. Zodiac sign → aries
41. Male or female or transgendered → transgender, GA DENG female kok
42. Elementary → SD ignatius loyola
43. Middle School → SMP Asisi
44. High school → not yet
45. Hair color → black
46. Long or short → hmm apaya? medium(adaaaa gitu?)
47. Height → what do you think?
48. Do you have a crush on someone? → yes, the one and only!!
49. What do you like about yourself → my sexy lips WAKAKAK
50. Piercings → on ears
51. Tattoos → gapunya dan gamau ah
52. Righty or lefty → huh?

FIRSTS
53. First surgery → not yet
54. First piercing → on ears
55. First best friend → all
56. First sport you joined → apa ya?renang kali
57. First pet → anjing
58. First vacation → lupa
59. First concert → apa ya?
60. First crush → -_-
61. Eating → baby porridge
62. Drinking → asi emak
63. I'm about to → sleeping?
64. Listening to → jazzy
65. Waiting for → sms from my dearest boyfriend

YOUR FUTURE
66. Want kids? → yes of course!
67. Want to get married? → BANGET!! apalg sm iyel
68. Careers in mind? → dokter anaklah
69. Lips or eyes → lips (ga ada kan yang bisa runcing kayak gue??)
70. Hugs or kisses → hugs
71. Shorter or taller → taller.
72. Older or Younger → medium deh
73. Romantic or spontaneous → romantic tapi yang berkelas dan penuh pengorbanan abeees
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → nice stomach
75. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
76. Trouble maker or hesitant → trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER
77. Kissed a stranger → never
78. Drank hard liquor → nope
79. Lost glasses/contacts → no
80. Sex on first date → never, eukh!
81. Broken someone's heart → pernah, takut karma ah
82. Had your own heart broken → yes i have, just like now
83. Been arrested → not yet (kali aja)
84. Turned someone down → maybe, sorry
85. Cried when someone died → yes i have
86. Liked a friend that is a girl? → kagaklah, emang gua apaan

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
87. Yourself → yes
88. Miracles → yes
89. Love at first sight → yes yes!
90. Heaven → yes
91. Santa Clause → hmm, yes or no ya?
92. Kiss on the first date? → nga juga ah
93. Angels → yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
98. Is there one person you want to be with right now?who? → yes, syp lg kl bkn iyel hihihi kl bisa smp tua uououo
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → never
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → yes

Do You Remember?

masih inget sama mereka ga?

heyyyo, gue lg pengen share tentang telenovela paporit gue waktu jamanya gue masih SD, masih cupu banget deh. masih inget ga sama ana,pedro,santiago,renata,lourdes,carlitos,salvador,patricia,rafael,melissa,and many more. aduuuuuuuuuhh tuh emang bener2 top abis deh, telenopela paporit gue tuuhhh, ayo tayanginnnnnnnn lagi dong. dulu yaaa tuh gue ngepens banget sama pedro dan santiago, uh you know mereka gantengg abis tapi sayang santiago kan dapet peran jahat, jadi ya gue tuh agak2 sebeeeeeeel gidu sm dia. tp setelah diliat2 ganteng juga HIHIHIHIHI pada kemana yaaaaa mereka?kena virus plu babi kali ye?wakakak kan ada di mexico tuh-___- bravo amigos x siempreeee!

crazy kuadrat

oke kali ini gue mau cerita tentang my second activity during the holiday. aktivitas pertama kan yang kemaren tuhc sepedahan bareng2 itutuch hehehe kalo sekarang masih seputar olahraga juga tapi kali ini berhubungan dgn air dongg hehe ya apalagi coba kalo bukan berenang?!yeah gue sih nyari yang simple2 aja gitulocccch hahaha postingan gua kali ini mungkin lbh banyak fotonya kali ye drpd tulisan soalnya gue lg pusyiiiiiiiing gatau mau ngmg apadeh, ya intinya hari sabtu gue berenang bareng caca,ocin dan didi. kita kerjaannya foto2 dan nyanyi2 bikin rusuh di kolam renang wakakak, lemme show you some crazy pict of my last activity with my bestiest(y)

baru 5 menit di kolam renang


didi ft caca


jump!



CACAAAAAAAAA!



ini gue lagi les berenang(y)


i like this one

how about this?

hm, ya pokoknya gidugidudecccc awwwwwwwrrr gue lagi males cerita nih gara2 komputer gue lemot banget uhuhuhuhuh mati aja gua njing zzzzz

fun experience

holl-a bloggggg! lama tak bersua hehe maaf ya abisnya minggu2 ini lagi banyak banget ulangannnnn dan penuh dengan kebosanan huahuahuhauhaheeh cape juga rasanya, tapi cape gue langsung ilang dong kalo uda liat iyel HIHIHI apabangetdeh gua, okeh stop. kali ini gua bukan mau cerita tentang itu tapi cerita tentangg my unforgetable moment with my fwenziaah(bahasanya didi). ohya gue uda pernah kasih tau blm ya?hm jadi gini yaaaaaaaaah, di kelas gue 8.2, kita bikin sebuah perkumpulan, iseng2 belaka tp seru lohhh hehe. 8.2 bikers community, lets go adventure,yawzzzzz. oke kita start dari rumah gue bersama didi, fani, rini, dan felaaay a.k.a feli temanku yang palinggggg sipit ituuuutuch hihihi :ppp tapi ban sepeda gue kempes, yauds terpaksa gue mompa dulu. abis mompa, kita kerumah iyel, ketemuan sm anak cowonya, samu,iyel, sama jamin. gue bertindak sbg penunjuk jalan, meskipun sempet salah belokan hehehe maaf ya gals! okeh dari rumah iyel, gue pisah cowonya, mereka nyamperin haggai, meanwhile kita para cewek2 eksotis (hahaha) lgsg ke taman seno. sampe di taman seno, i feel so tired dan capek, banget! yaudah jadi gue cuma foto2in aja anak pada main seluncuraaaaaan hahahaha seru deh, tapi sayang gue cuma diem kayak orang bego abisnya gue gatau mau ngapain, terus si samu masih kesel gidudecccccc sama gue uouououo jahat lo sam ngerjain gue hahaha tapi tiba2 pangeran gue dateng menghamipiri gadis malang ini hihihi betapa menyedihkannya hidup gue (lebay mode on) okeh lanjut terus gue sama iyel ngobrol2 gitukan, yah biasa deh, selayaknya orang pacaran gitulohhhh hahahaha yaampun Tuhannn, gue kangen sm wangi parfumnyaaaaaaa, ihh kamu pake parfum apasih yang? wanginya enak banget deh. terus gue juga kangennn sama suaranya, serek-serek basah gimana giduuuu hihihi intinya GUE KANGENNN SAMA IYEL!kangen banget sampe gabisa tidurrrrrrrrrr keingetan terus sama pacarku yang jeleeek itu hahahaha(-,-) hm gue rasa gue uda keluar jalur terlalu jauh. okey back to the topic, setelah puas main2 di taman seno, we decided to go to my house, omg rumah gue yang tadi pas gue tinggalin masih berantakan parah, masih ada piring2 bekas makan ketoprak, masih ada bekas minum yang tadi gue sm lily numpahin wkwkwk uda diberesin blm ya? bo to the do to the a to the mat, b.o.d.o.a.m.a.t hahaha setelah sampe rumah gue, yaudah pada beler deh muka aslinya keliatan semua hihihi samu kejar2an sama didi (cieeeeeee) gue becanda2 sama iyel, haggai main psp, dennis fani toa buka hotel 626, dan si feli.........go home HEHEHE terus kita smpt berdebat gitu soal kondom(eits, jangan mikir yang aneh2 ya)

gue : di, beli kondom dimana?
all : ha?ha?ha?ha?
gue : KONDOMMM HAPE ODONGGG!
iyel : itu namanya silikonn sayang..
gue : aku bilangnya kondom hape HEHEHEHE
denis : wah, iyeeeeeel! si laras pake kondom hape, wah parah nih parah..
gue : apaan sih, eh di itu harganya brp?
didi : meneketehe gua lupa
gue : makenya gampang kann di? tinggal dimasukin doang?
dennis&haggai : wah laras, masukin apaan tuh, wah parah nih parah
gue : au ah gelap

terus ga lama bokap gue dateng kann tuh, wah pada heboh deh pas bokap gue dateng, hahaha pdhl bokap nyokap gue sih nyante aja cuy wakakak

samu : eh itu bokapnya laras dateng, bego!
iyel : hah?boong lo?!
samu : yee, itu beneran tuh di depan
all : eh ayo ayo ayo buruannnnnnnn
gue : eh kok pada buru2 sih?yaelah nyantai aja, bokap gue gamarah ko
didi : SAMMUUUUUUUUU! sebranginn gue ya sam ya, pleaseeee (melasss)
samu : ckck
gue : yaampun sam, kasiann sama didi tau, gitu banget sih lo, kalo didi knp2 gimana?lo juga kan yang rugi wooo
samu : (sok kowl) hm yaudah deh buruan, lama lo
haggai : eh hape gue dimana ya?ehiya dikamar Laras kali ya, gue taro di meja belajarnya, lupa gue
iyel : sayang, aku pulang ya, ntar aku sms
gue : oke yang, ati2 yaa, dadaaaaaaaaah
nyokap gue : loh, pada mau kemana?kok langsung pulang?gapapa kok kalo masih mau mainn
didi : sore om, sore tante hehehe iya uda mau pulang nih uda sore
bokap gue : loh kok buru2?
didi : iya uda dicariin soalnya om hehehe
bokap gue : oh yaudah, hati2 dijalan ya
all : iya om hehe mari om, mari tante, pulang dulu yaaa
all : larassssss, pulang yaaam, dadaaaaah
gue : iya hati2 ya, daaaaaaaaaah

hm hari ini seru banget deh meskipun cape ya, tapi asik gitulohhhh hihihihi love today! terus malemnya pas lg smsn sama iyel, gue ngmg gini sm dia : "sayangggg, aku pengen lg, seharian sm kamu kyk tadi" hm ohya, ngmg-ngmg si samu akhirnya nyebrangin didi loh cieeee hahaha gue tunggu tanggal mainnya ya samu-didi. hahahaha gue gabakal ngelupain hari ini, funny day with my bestfriends and also my boyfriend too!

happy thursday

hari ini mood gue lagi ga baik. maklum, mau dapet kayaknya hehe jadi emosi gue labil. sempet diem2an gitu sm iyel tapi untung masalahnya uda selesai. tapi hari ini 8.2 kumat gilanya ck hari ini kelas gue dapet pelajaran bebas waaaaa enak kan 2 jam pula HAHAHAHA pas pelajaran matematika, pelajaran terakhir, si pak mul masuk cuma 15 menit ngajarin terus ngasih tugas, dan keluar lg wakakaka mau pergi katanya tapi gatau kemana. hm sepeninggal pak mul kelas gue mulai ribut dan gue cuma ngerjain 2 nomer, itu juga nyontek caranya sama feli hahahaha abiss itu pada pamer hp semua. si caca bertindak sbg photographer krn dia bawa kamera yaudah mulai deh narsisnya. satu2 pada difotoin aibnya hihihihi nakal! sementara gue? gue cuma diem kayak orang bego,tolol,stupid,idiot, dan sebangsanya. tapi gue liat temen2 gue such as lily,edo,samu,markes,haggai,feli,rini,dll pada main domikado. yah, lucu banget kita, main tanpa dosa gitu, ga nyadar kalo uda kelas 2 smp HAHAHA tp okelah gue suka kok. terus, si tamara ngajakin main domikado sekelas, yasudah terjadilah insiden main sekelas yang cukup ampuh menghilangkan bad mood gue. makasih teman-teman! especially, axel azarya pratama, you're everything. and finnaly the winner is.................haggai. yeah dan gue juara 6 hahahaha bangga loch gua hihi terus abis itu session foto-foto gajebo. foto sekelaaaaaas hiiiiiii i love you, guys!